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Allen, I have no idea whether you are a sheep or a wolf yet, but I dislike lack of communication, and so I would like to discuss with you, if you are not adverse.

As of right now, unless one of those who has replied to Mr. Kubota's question is lying, then one of Ari, Gongji, Nishi, Ash, or Kubota-san himself must be a sheep. Of those who have replied, Il Palazzo and myself are the ones most likely to have concealed a clue; I assure you that I am not, however. If I were, I would be communicating with the person the clue was about, not an unknown.

I have not yet observed enough to draw conclusions about any of our fellow players, and I am afraid that I will be unavoidably occupied in about thirty minutes, and the occupation will last until voting is very nearly over, so I may be sitting this round out.

Yagami-kun, you are the only one who can see this post.

I stated in Miss Beatty's post that I am protecting her, but in truth, I am protecting myself. If there is a wolf among us, this should flush them out. I do not believe there is, but... to be on the safe side, I am running this test. If Captain Reynolds is in fact a wolf, the wolves should attempt to eat me, as I have reported myself unprotected.

Please reply at least once, so that there is an uneditable timestamp on this post.

All right.

You two may believe me or not, as you like.

I am the sheepdog - but do not mention this to anyone else, in public or in private, until they are cleared; they could be a wolf, and what one wolf knows, all the wolves know. You two are the only 'safe' sheep.

Last night, I chose to protect myself, and indeed, the wolves attempted to eat me; as I am known to be intelligent, the wolves prefer to eliminate me quickly, and I counted on this. It was a successful gamble.

If a clue is not posted publically, someone or someones may contact you with clues - or may have already. They may be false clues, presented by a wolf, so be careful.

If you choose to believe me that I am the guardian of the flock, I hope that you will work with me to uncover the wolves. If you do not choose to believe me, well, there is little I can do.

At the moment, my suspicion vote is on Lady Cecille von Spitzberg - Cheri. I have very little reasoning to back that suspicion up, but I have very little reasoning for anyone else, either. What do you have to say?

EDIT:

Tsukiyono-san, the same goes for you - you may believe me or not, as you wish.

Sha-san, Cho-san, let me speak to you here, away from Kenobi.

Kenobi came forward with a clue which he claims incriminates the both of you and clearing Lady.

I am inclined to believe that Obi-Wan in the third wolf now. What do you think?

All right.

I am locking this post to Sha Gojyo, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ash Ketchum, and Cho Hakkai.

Mr. Kenobi, I originally merely had some questions for you about your voting habits, but now there is information which I believe you need to see, as well. Sha Gojyo and Ash Ketchum are in the lock as I consider them to be cleared by clues. Cho Hakkai is in the lock because he has convinced me that he is a sheep - largely through the fact that unless proven otherwise by genuine clues, I believe the two wolves are Roy Mustang and Lady, and Cho-san has been suspicious of Mustang since day 1. Tobias is not included in the lock because I do not know him at all, and he may still be the third wolf, rather than Lady.

First of all, Mr. Kenobi, though I am convinced of your status as sheep at this point, may I ask if you have held off on voting in the suspicion polls as well as the ousting polls? If so, is this for moral or religious reasons, or simply because you did not feel like voting?

As for my remark above about genuine clues...

I believe that Mustang's clue is false.

1) It was delayed - yes, he may have been asleep, which would provide the reason why he missed the voting also, but isn't that rather convenient? I find it fascinating that he wouldn't feel the need to be awake for the voting; he must be confident in the abilities of his fellow sheep.

2) It calls into doubt a previously-solved clue when it would appear that we got it correctly - Sano-san distinctly appears to have been a wolf.

3) He carries on with the alpha-numeric translation, which presents more possible options than are permitted by the clue - the translation of his own invention.

EDIT: His explanation of A, K, L, O, S, S, W not having the O and W count seems like it could work - however, I still find his clue to be more than likely false; there are several doubts about each possible interpretation of the alpha-numeric translation which simply aren't there with Ying's list order translation - and as Ying was a sheep, and Ash seems to be a sheep by virtually any translation of the clue, I believe that Ying's was correct.

Dare I ask if any of you recieved a genuine clue? If you have, it would make this much simpler.

Please, discuss.

You Are 68% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.

Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Well, never let it be said that I don't enjoy a good bandwagon.

Based on my playing him in Camp Fuck You Die, who is Near? (If you'd like to help me out a little at the same time, please include how long you've been watching/playing in CFUD, and where exactly your opinion was cemented, if it has been - that way I know if my playing's been slipping recently, or was bad all along! 8D)

Freudian Inventory Results

Oral (30%) you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.
Anal (76%) you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life.
Phallic (20%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Latency (20%) you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it.
Genital (56%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

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Dating	61.54%	33.63%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	63.64%	61.51%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	87.1%	77.81%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	85.71%	75.7%	Monks are envious
Straightness	92.59%	40.24%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	38.89%	78.95%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	80%	87.36%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	87.3%	87.78%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	88.78%	90.25%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	77.95%	74.31%
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...of course, I note that I've been trapped in a place where I cannot have sex since I hit puberty, and in addition, despite having a boyfriend for the past six months, I have never been on a date.

Also, while I may have learned knots for the sole purpose of tying people up, it was nothing to do with sexual domination.

Ah-

There is a difficulty with human needs; basic needs such as food and water are major weaknesses. They provide an avenue of attack for all manner of things, and even those who do not indulge greatly must eat and drink and that leaves us open...

...nn.

(OOC: Truth meme. AU IC. )


	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I pretended to be the ghost of Jim Morrison to sleep with Not_homicidal – and it worked. Pierrotlefaux and I got stuck in a crazy sexual position and had to call Always_on_call to help us out. Number1idol blindfolded me and cuffed me to the bed then disappeared – only to return a day later with the explanation, 'dude... I found a huge blunt'.
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Justice_pie hook up with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, n_is_for

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I might be a bit getting back to people because I'm ~~lazy~~ busy, but I'll get to it eventually. |D

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

ishidork (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I helped

dial_m_4_murder hide a body (-173 points). In February I set

sheep_gotohell's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5947 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
n_is_for

Miss McDowell.

I'd like to let you in on some confidences, because I believe you are not a wolf, even if I am having some difficulty convincing the other sheep.

I recieved a clue yesterday. "Blondes make great wolves." Miss Ying recieved this: "Out of the alchemist, the detective, and the dark one...one of these just doesn't belong," which implies either that one of those is a wolf, or one of those is a sheep. All three of you are the blondes.

Mello firmly believes you and Riddle are wolves. I believe the wolves are Riddle and Edward. Ying believes that Riddle is a wolf, and does not seem to have made up her mind on you and Edward, and possibly Mello. The sticking point is the "lovers" clue. Riddle and Edward are not only both able to be called "lovers," they are a couple, and the clue implied one.

It is difficult to prove sheephood, I know. Is there anything you can think of? Your stance against Riddle and general nature have convinced me, but I am not the only one who needs to be convinced.

"Blondes make great wolves."

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Mello, and Yozak. And possibly even Ed.

I'm not going to bother asking if you're a wolf or not - I fully expect you'd lie to me if you were ~~unless you were planning to frame me by having me accuse you and then making it look like I'm the wolf trying to get a sheep - you - out~~, after all.

However I was thinking that it might be useful for us to share our observations, even if we aren't sure that we can trust the other yet. What do you think?

(OOC EDIT: Oh GOD the fumbling. XD WE SUCKED.)